When I'm excited my clothes fall off.
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via codependentbrothers)
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(via heyfunniest)
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Birdie: mosquii: abyssmadness: abyssmadness: abyssmadness: if u name ur... if u name ur fantroll an actual name like ‘sylvia’ or ‘claraa’ or ‘jackie’ or taxxey’ please dont talk to me
viable options for the above: sylvee, cliera, jaekyi, taxeos
by the same standard i just get REALLY ANGRY…
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Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- running
- stoked on life
- scared
- walking through my house in the dark
- bored
- boobs
(via codependentbrothers)
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you can tell by the way i use my walk
im a womans man
no time to talk
what a stallion
(via causeallidoisdance)
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what type of music do chiropractors listen to
hip-pop
sounds like urine trouble now
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almost-always-eventually-right:
Then, this one soldier who just wanted a cool photograph gets murdered by terrorists that are specifically targeting Tony Stark.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark reevaluate his entire life.
This was the moment that made Tony Stark cut the weapons program.
This was the moment that Tony Stark became Iron Man.
This was the moment that never truly left him.
Because it’s after this moment that Tony Stark proceeds to spend the rest of his life making peace-signs in photos, in honor of a young man who was more of a man than Tony could’ve ever dreamt of being; whose death Tony spent months agonizing over and trying to ensure wasn’t in vain.
Can you not what are you doing to my feels why are you always doing this.
nope.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
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if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body